HIKAYAT SI BENGKOK

After about 5 month since d tragic accident that leads to d death of my beloved ‘BaBy’. Finally I have found LOVE once more…..WHO is it??? Hehehe this world is a small place after all eh? Over all d ‘GIRLZ’ in this world I have choose to pledge my love to my 1^st wife YOUNGER SISTER.

Although I shouldn’t compare my 1^st wife with d second one….but if we judge by physical appearances my new love surely have more SEXY curves on her body n she have rounder eyes. Yeah….you  should not judge a girl by her looks. Judging her from inside, this girl sure have a greater UUMMPHHH then my late wife. Just a little push n she do anything I say. She also have more LIFE in her…..HEY!HEY! I should not talk about my NEW wife in public. Hehehe all girls out there: hold your horses n don’t get upset with me. For who doesn’t know me really well you all may get confused….but actually im writing about a CAR here……WARGHAHAHA, like JJ n Rudy would say : GOTCHA!!!

Hehe…..ok back 2 reality. I got my new ‘LOVE’ for 1 month now. N she not new….cant afford new ones, so a second hand is good enough. She a 2001 1.0 cc model Perodua KELISA (don’t I have nightmares about small cars u asked??? Then should I just drive a HUMVEE or an ADNAN armored car….just 1 thing: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!) Hey she may be small but just like my old ‘BaBy’ she have her strong points…..easy 2 park, nippy n responsive. As a 1 hand driver my new car must have AUTOMATIC transmission. Although she an auto but like I said b4 she have more UMMPHH, this is because she got a twin camp 3 cylinder engine as her heart. She also have power steering. What is her color ? Light brown……sound like an ‘old lady’ car eh? (it is an old lady car because d 1^st user was a 60 years old lady)….hehe under this circumstances I should drive like an old lady. No more tailgating (cucukz), no more suddenly changing lanes or taking a comer as fast as I could n I will NOT hold the record 4 d fastest custom made Kelisa. Then all d skills I obtained all this years is down d drain u said…..hehe don’t u 4get my ambition is 2 be d 1^st O.K.U F1 driver.

But I have to keep remembering myself 2 be patient on d road n RESPECT d road…..or if not, my life may REALLY END on d road. Ha! What im going to call my new car?…hmm cant think of one right now, but this time I think I want 2 add some local flavor into her. And 1 more thing, if somehow somewhere u can read this ‘BaBy’ ……. please don’t get jealous, cause you’ll always have a special place in my heart and don’t 4get u have left ur signatures on my body so ill ALWAYS remember u.( is this guy crazy you wondered….. Yeah! I am CRAZY…. Crazy for CARS. MUARGHAHAHAHA…)

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